White Nurse Calls Police on Fresh-out-the-Womb Crying Black Baby
DUBUQUE, IA — Police were dispatched to a local hospital in Dubuque, IA late Wednesday evening after they received reports of an aggressive man who had been disturbing the peace. When they arrived on the scene, they were shocked to discover that the aggressive man had, in fact, been a newly born, crying baby. “I don’t know, he just seemed to be crying a little bit aggressively after being pushed out, ya know? I thought I saw like 20 of them, and at least one had a gun,” said the nurse. Police fined the new mother for causing undue distress and causing resources to be diverted from actual emergencies. “This is what I know America to be—a place where we really see justice in action,” said the nurse who called the police.