Man Still Can't Remember Where He Knows Actor From

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The Golden Globes aired live recently, drawing all the biggest names in Hollywood under one roof. Millions watched at home as TV and film stars were celebrated for their artistry. Gerrie Holden was wiping his tears after watching Oprah deliver her moving inaugural address award acceptance speech, when he noticed the camera pan over the audience to get the crowd's reaction. Holden spotted a familiar face in the audience, but much to his dismay, he could not remember what movie he saw her in.
"Oh gosh. Where the hell do I know her from?" he asked himself as he continuously snapped his fingers in a pensive manner. Gerrie did try to search her description on Google, but he said that "white brunette actress" returned too many results to be helpful.

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